April 2, 2013

  • Kansas gets dumber and dumber. Brownback wants to make a sales tax increase permanent. We had a special 1% tax, but he wants to make it permanent to make up for the loss of revenue due to to his ideological tax cuts.

    The Kansas Senate voted that life begins with fertilization -- whenever the fuck that is. "Sorry, your honor. Can't be my kid. It was fertilized at10:30:07: 000000000008, and Iwasn't home until 10:30:08:00000000000009.

    We have a ban on quarantining people with HIV. That might be reinstated. Maybe we can do th same for people with acne, gall stones or cancer.

    Never know when your finger might inadvertently be inserted into a rctum of someone with colon cancer and you'd catch cancer as a result. One should be protected from something like that. And dandruff. Definitely need protection from that.

    We can no longer teach anything about abortion in public schools. We must instruct women about the evils of abortion; how the sky fairy doesn't approve, and the local priest will spank you once he gets done screwing the altar boy.

    I hope reincarnation is an option. I'd love to be reborn into a society where religious bulll shit has become something that people laugh about, laugh at how silly and unworthy it was for humans to preference superstition over reality and science.