March 29, 2013

• From the local and state news:

  Ascension Cemetery is getting a new statute of Jesus. The old one, some say, made it look as if Jesus were wearing a Tutu. A new statute will soon replace the old statue and Jesus will have a robe that looks more manly.

  I wonder if plus-sized ballet dancers wear three-threes?

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  Representative Nile Dillmore, D-Wichita, said: ”I’m just certain he felt terrible about it. That’s just a big brain fart right there in front of god and everybody.”

  Nile was referring to a comment made by Randy Garber, R-Sabetha, who voiced support of a resolution by mistakenly referring to actor James Earl Jones as James Earl Ray, the assassin of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

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