March 24, 2013

  • Gonzaga, a name that sounds like a Japanese Sci Fi creature, now knows something about WuShocks.

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    KANSAS CHRISTIANS ARE TAKING A SNOW DAY.

    It is Palm Sunday, part of Holy week in the Christian world, and Wichita accumluated about 3 inches of snow over-night.

    That is sufficient to cancel church servics across the city. After all, Jesus who was soon to get stapled to a cross would not want his followers to be in danger, or inconvenienced.

    Any, anyway, Easter is a week away. The snow will be gone by then, Christians can venture to church next week to appease their lust for human sacrifice. We love to study beheadings during the French Revolution. We almost dance a jig when we can legally execute someone. Each week we huddle around the TV to see if some football player gets a broken neck, or a hockey player gets an eye plucked out, or another Dale Earnhardt gets killed in a race car.

    Don't believe me. Just listen to the folks who are out to get Punxsutawney Phil's furry little butt.